kaijuno:

Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

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cetitan:

vague-humanoid:

ALT

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datadegroove:

cryptotheism:

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

“I just passed the Bechdel Test”

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thats-what-sidhe-said:

moths-in-hats:

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, “Yes, I am Goncharov.”

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, “Of course, we’re in love; that’s why I tried to shoot you.”]

Well. There is a trailer.

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apocalypsegay:

cottonsquab:

runby2:

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied “is it the beach episode” and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that’s taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person’s brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

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emperorclaudiusofficial:

thebiclub:

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women– I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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penguicorn-arts:

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don’t do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

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texaschainsawmascara:

by JOANACCHI

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